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There’s A Book For That (And 20 Other Totally Weird Book Titles)

In Gifts for Book Lovers, Human Interest, Lists, WTF by A.D. Hurley

Books are magical, mysterious, entertaining, and sometimes, downright weird. With an oversaturated book market, it’s no wonder we have some strange stuff out there.  I’ve searched the Net for the strangest, most bizarre and puzzling book titles you’ve ever seen. Keep reading and prepare to be bewildered!

 

1. Toilet Yoga (Because Sometimes Sh*t Doesn’t Happen) by John Johnston

A book for the tight ass in your life.  We all know that one person….

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

2. 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) by Matthew Inman

Those dolphins are always sticking their noses where they don’t belong.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

3. Does God Ever Speak Through Cats? by David Evans

Yes, but only to the truly special individual.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

4. How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill by by Knock Knock and Bradley R. Hughes

So you can do it before society does.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

5. How to Raise Your I.Q. By Eating Gifted Children by Lewis Frumkes

Now includes recipes and a bumper sticker that reads: I ate your honor roll student!

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

6. The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan

The backdoor way to achieve Enlightenment.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

7. Images You Should Not Masturbate To by Graham Johnson and Rob Hibbert

I don’t know…the cover’s kind of a turn on.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

8. Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects by Matt Pagett

Includes a special bonus chapter written and designed by the finest minds at San Quentin Penitentiary.

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Source: Abe Books

9. Pet Goats & Pap Smears by Pamela Wible, M.D.

Open wide and say “Baaaaaaa!”

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

10. The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification by Julian Montague

Nominated for the Pushcart Prize!

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

11. Bombproof Your Horse by Sgt. Rick Pelicano

Because no one likes the smell of burning glue.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

12. Learning to Play With a Lion’s Testicles by Melissa Haynes

I’ve always wanted to know the proper technique.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

13. How to Live With a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much by  Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas

Read this in public and you’ll never be lonely.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

14. The Beginners Guide to Sex in the Afterlife: An Exploration of the Extraordinary Potential of Sexual Energy by David Staume

An addendum to Suicide Bombers: Your Virgins Await in Paradise.

Source: Amazon

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15. Extreme Ironing by Phil Shaw

Taking household chores to a whole new level.

Source: Amazon

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16. How to Live With an Idiot: Clueless Creatures and the People Who Love Them by John Hoover

Makes a great engagement gift!

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

17. Cooking With Poo by Saiyuud Diwong

Can you smell what I’m cookin’?

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

18. Do-It-Yourself Coffins for Pets and People: A Schiffer Book for Woodworkers Who Want to Be Buried in Their Work by Dale Power

Number one best-seller in Transylvania!

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

19. Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat by Kaori Tsutaya and Amy Hirschman

Who knew pussy hair was so versatile?

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

20. Dead Pet: Send Your Best Little Buddy Off in Style by Andrew Kirk and Jane Moseley

Crossing the rainbow bridge with a bang.

Source: Amazon

Source: Amazon

Hope you’ve enjoyed the weirdness. Share this list of hilarious book titles with your friends so they can get a laugh, too!

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